Haikus From Home, Part V: Phatty Kind Veggie Avacado Hummus Wraps With Heady Salsa...Ummm

Phatty, kind veggie

Avacado hummus wraps

With heady salsa

*Wow. That was easy. Actually, I'm not the biggest fan of Phatty, kind veggie avacado hummus wraps with heady salsa, but as a former Phishead, the culinary delight deserved a shoutout. Let me counter with a genuine desire of mine, the almighty TK's Pizza of Fairport, NY. Guaranteed to be slammed within 24 hours of being stateside.

Haikus From Home, Part V.v: TK's Pizza (Pepperoni)

Pepperoni - YEAH!

Craps all over hummus wraps

Dip the crust in Ranch

Burp.

Haikus From Home, Part IV: Sierra Nevada Pale Ales

Phatty, heady, dank,

The Sierra Nevada

Pale Ale is damn good

Haikus From Home, Part III: Wegman's Submarine Sandwiches

Tasty Wegman's subs

I count the days until you

Dazzle my taste buds

Haikus From Home, Part II: Garbage Plates

White hot garbage plate

Greasy, drippy, mac-home fries

With everything, please