When Translation Goes Awry

And when talking dictionaries and thesauri are used with reckless abandon...

The funniest or crazied thing I have ever seen or done. Actually, In my life don't always meet the funniest thing. One day, I went to Chiang Mai with my family about 3 years ago. We stayed at Jismin Hotel. In morning, They had breakfast which is so delicious. They ate these food heartily by unlimited eating. After that, they were interested at travel Suteb mountain by car. Suddenly, my sister started to have a stomach-ache after she felt to be impelled to evacuate the bowels. It will have not problem, if she were not on car. Suteb mountain's route hasn't toilet, jet and etc for discharging in body. I told her that she should be patient. Just 5 minutes, she could not do it. Suddenly, they smelt the bad-smelling. She obtained to discharge her bottom. Conclusion, it is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.

*Clearly, Gentlejerk 1 is not capable of such literary genius. This was in fact written by a 21 year old ESL student from Chachoengsao, Thailand.